YEAH!

Holy Fruit by the Foot! IT'S FOOD TIME!!!!

Woo Woo!

SOMMME-BO-DY told me a STORRR-Y!!!!

Helping the Homeless

I gave a set of keys to a homeless guy today. I'm not sure who's they were.

Make a Difference!

Next time you want to help the homeless, do something that will REALLY make a difference. Use the Employment section to cover them!

Talk About the Weather

Just had a warm front...IN MY PANTS!

Arrangements

Instead of going through any unnecessary trouble, Michael Jackson's ACTUAL BODY will be on display at the wax museum.

Doing My Part

Helping feed the homeless. Tossing food in the trash.