Talk About the Weather

Just had a warm front...IN MY PANTS!

Arrangements

Instead of going through any unnecessary trouble, Michael Jackson's ACTUAL BODY will be on display at the wax museum.

Doing My Part

Helping feed the homeless. Tossing food in the trash.

Oh Yeah!

DAMMIT!...I forgot.

And Now You Pray.

The methods with which you torture
have become their pleasure,
and you...the slave.

Contemplation

Observing the surroundings along my walk today, I contemplated the thought of what it would be like to suddenly be somebody else.
It isn't as if we wander around believing we are wrong.

Huh...

I woke up again today.
This seems to be a reoccurring theme in my life.

Grocery List

Bread
Cheese
Duct Tape
Milk
Spatula

What an Exciting Day!

Crackers and cheese-milk. I have a coupon!

A Pleasant Walk

I decided to go for a walk today.
A cyclist passed me by.
He wouldn't even slow down for me to kick him!

YUM!

I ate a potato chip today!